Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Good times... High times...
Aha, ok. So for our first post, I suppose it’s fitting it’ll be stuff that was written while we were both high together.
The following is a collection of quotes I copied down in fits of hysteria...
(I won’t change anything from what I wrote, but bolded is things I’m adding to clarify shit)
The following is a collection of quotes I copied down in fits of hysteria...
(I won’t change anything from what I wrote, but bolded is things I’m adding to clarify shit)
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(I wrote the following to remember her stupidity :))
natsss stonedddd
she tried to light the pipe not in her mouth adn keeps yelling at meee
cuz shes dumbbbbbb
(Ok, so when I handed her the pipe, the dumbass didn’t know how to light it, so I told her to hold it to her mouth and I’d light it for her. As the night progressed, every time id give it to her, she’d hold it out for me to light, and everytime I’d explain she needed to put it in her mouth {aha sounds dirty} before I could light it. I swear she did this so many times, I was dying of laughter each time)
Me: im cold,
Nat: (indicating the lighter) ya well, fire is good
Me: acoustic
Nat: did you say gluestick?
Me: no, acoustic!
Me: (indicating the other side of the wall) they sleep right there.
Nat: (jabbing her finger at at the poster on my wall) you should tell them not to sleep riight therre
Nat:
(I wrote the following to remember her stupidity :))
natsss stonedddd
she tried to light the pipe not in her mouth adn keeps yelling at meee
cuz shes dumbbbbbb
(Ok, so when I handed her the pipe, the dumbass didn’t know how to light it, so I told her to hold it to her mouth and I’d light it for her. As the night progressed, every time id give it to her, she’d hold it out for me to light, and everytime I’d explain she needed to put it in her mouth {aha sounds dirty} before I could light it. I swear she did this so many times, I was dying of laughter each time)
Me: im cold,
Nat: (indicating the lighter) ya well, fire is good
Me: acoustic
Nat: did you say gluestick?
Me: no, acoustic!
Me: (indicating the other side of the wall) they sleep right there.
Nat: (jabbing her finger at at the poster on my wall) you should tell them not to sleep riight therre
Nat:
(a lot of the random shit she said)
There’s a slunky stuck on my toe
(…)
sounds like the opposite of it.
if there was an opposdite of slinky it sounds like slunky would be it
what do people do with cotton balls anyways?
i wanna go back to 4th century paris
and wear shorts and be like "oo"
theyll be like "ahh"
"sacandalous"
Nat’s slinky penis
Aha smooth
Nat: take a whiff.
Me: you mean puff?
Nat: ya
Nat: 2 laughing matters like us!
Me: my ass is appparently ticklish!
Dickwad
(our discussion of the word dickwad. “what is it, a wad of dicks?”)
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And those are just some of the funny moments we had the other day…
There ya go Nat, posted, just as you asked :P
There’s a slunky stuck on my toe
(…)
sounds like the opposite of it.
if there was an opposdite of slinky it sounds like slunky would be it
what do people do with cotton balls anyways?
i wanna go back to 4th century paris
and wear shorts and be like "oo"
theyll be like "ahh"
"sacandalous"
Nat’s slinky penis
Aha smooth
Nat: take a whiff.
Me: you mean puff?
Nat: ya
Nat: 2 laughing matters like us!
Me: my ass is appparently ticklish!
Dickwad
(our discussion of the word dickwad. “what is it, a wad of dicks?”)
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And those are just some of the funny moments we had the other day…
There ya go Nat, posted, just as you asked :P
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
So....I'm Nat...and uh...ya...hi!
yo.